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shepard: not all organics-
reaper: *loud and deliberate reaper BWAAM noise for 5 consecutive minutes*
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I am the very model of a scientist salarian,

I’ve studied species turian, asari and batarian,

I’m quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology),

Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology),

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian…

I am the very model of a scientist salarian!

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We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.

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What happens when Mass Effect fans play Skyrim

Housecarl: Long life to you, Thane!
Mass Effect fan: hahahaha...ha
Mass Effect fan: Fuck you.
Mass Effect fan: *cries*
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